Happy Hump day!

Today is crazy. Cohen has an unexplained fever, my job is hanging by a thread and I dropped my cell phone in the toilet when I was pumping this morning!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! The whole thing happened in slow motion. I put it on top of my pump while setting everything up I reached for it to set the timer and fumbled in slow motion right into the toilet! I had a minor heart attach. I called Bubba when I finished pumping and told him, he wasn't as upset as I thought he would be. He is supposed to call me back with the name of our service lady to see what I need to do to get a new one.
What am I going to do without a phone?!?!? Usually it would be fine but Cohen is funny today and may need to come home if his fever returns. My sitter called and said it was coming back but it was nap time and she thought he would go pretty fast so she gave him Tylenol and put him down. We will see. Poor little man. Nothing worse than a sick baby! I would give anything to take their place but what mother wouldn't?!? He has NO other symptoms, just fever. Weird!
Caleb left this morning pleading with me to pick him up right after lunch so he didnt' have to lay down for nap. The conversation went something like this....

Mom, pleeeeaaase pick me up right after lunch, I don't wanna take a nap!!!!!

Honey, I have to work, I will pick you up this afternoon

NOOOOOOOOO, I don't wanna take nap today, I just woke up I took nap alllllll night!

Tell your teacher you don't want to sleep, maybe she will let you just lay there awake!

I did and she said I have to lay down.....I don't waaaaant tooooooooooooooo, please Mommy! Pick me up at lunch, PLEEEEEASE! I dont wanna lay down......whaaaaaaaa.

Caleb, we all have to do things we don't want to. If your teacher says you have to take a nap then you have to. I will pick you up this afternoon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Screaming child exits with tears rolling down his face.)

I am the worst mom in the world. Add me to the list would ya?! Geez. This is the second day he has pulled this. I don't know what the deal is I guess I'm going to have to talk with his teacher and find out what's going on at naptime!